Slow Path Triage

Eight questions about the job, pipeline or endpoint everyone waits for. The result tells you whether it is worth a five-day diagnosis, what it most likely is, and what to measure before you call anyone. Two minutes.

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The diagnosis is five working days, fixed fee: a measured baseline, findings ranked by time recovered per effort, a roadmap and a benchmark plan. If there is nothing worth fixing, the report says so. This triage is a self-check, not a finding.

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Triage logic: the verdict weighs what the slowness costs you against how much is already known about it. A large cost with little measurement is worth a diagnosis; a small cost, or a path already profiled down to one query, is usually a tuning job your team can do.